Well, since I started off to this blog with a rant, I decided to write a little bit about me. Not because someone might see this blog (since this is a personal blog and I don't really plan on showing it to others) but because I can remember how I was when I become old and stuff. I think its really interesting when I read stuff that I wrote years ago and have no memory doing so. It's just like reading my old diaries. I always think how stupid I was back then and how I wish I had a time machine to go back and strangle myself before writing those idiotic diary entries. :D I even feel embarrassed thinking about them. I was such a mama's girl back then. But thank gawd I am not any more! THANK YOU TEENAGE HORMONES!!! Now I rebel with passion against authority. *coughPARENTScough*
So anyways I thought that writing a blog might be a good idea since I can access it whenever. Also there is this website called futureme.com and you get to send emails to you future self. :D How cool is that! You get to choose the date and time when your email arrives and I had just got a very angsty one from 2 years ago complaining how "my life sucked" and how much I "hate my parents with a BURNING PASSION* for them not letting me wear what I wanted. It was quite funny actually but back then, I don't think it was. I also sent one to 20 years in the future (hopefully I'll still be using my email then) and told me to divorce with my husband if I had one. And if I had kids, then give em up for adoption! I used to be 12 back then and totally against the idea of marriage.
So anyways, back to the topic: About Moi (Uh-bowt-MOO-AH). Well basically I am a 15 year angsty girl. My profile picture was taken a few weeks ago. I now have very light blonde hair with highlights and I'm going PLATINUM in a few months. My natural hair color is brown/lightbrown, for all you natural beauty weenies out there who are wondering (U GUYS CAN KISS ME DIET-PILL WEIGHT LOSSED ASS :D ACTUALLY NO, KEEP THOSE LIPS TO URSELF! YOU GUYS PROBABLY DON'T USE CHAPSTICK ANYWAYS. OR HELL, MAYBE EVEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH!).
My eye color is hazel because even though it has some green in it, it also has brown which makes it HAZEL. I'm not gonna lie and try to make myself seem "white". Green eyes are when all of your eye is green. I know this one girl who is very rude to me (she even admitted once she was jealous of me!) says that her eyes are "moss green". AS IF!! Her eyes include brown in them, which makes them light hazel. Except she is from a european/middle eastern country and I think she wants to be more Anglo Saxon, that's why she is obsessed with whitening her skin (she even says, i quote "sorry, but I think darker skin is ugly" RACIST MOFO!!!) and trying to keep her ONCE dark blonde hair (as a child, many many people have light colored hair) and failing badly (since it is now a MOUSY brown color. which is the worst kinda brown) but she is in denial cuz she refers to herself as a "golden blonde". Here, you don't believe me? Here is a pic of her hair color now. Yes people, she THINKS she is golden blonde. FOR REALS! R U FOR REALS? If that is golden blonde, then my DAD gave birth to me. I feel kinda bad for her though, her mom won't let her dye her hair untill she is married (omg!! i know right) and she has...*ahem* problems. Yes, *those* kinda problems, with her head! And yesterday, she told me the most rudest things ever. Why, you ask? Because she told me these very disturbing and perverted things when I was younger and when I told her that she told me that, she went CRAZY!! Just crazy. I don't wanna talk about this right now cuz this topic is supposed to me about ME, not some crazy girl! Anyways, my hair is POKER STRAIGHT! Yes, just like you flat ironed it and used a ton load of straightening creams. I guess its kind of a good thing to have reeaally straight hair since lots of people try and straighten it, but the top of my hair becomes flat when i don't shampoo it every day, since there is no volume. How i WISH i had curly curly hair! I want it permed, but my mom did it when she was younger and she has the same hair type as me, and her hair got ruined so I'm not able to do that. Sometimes I use my bffs hair curlers which are reaaaaly tiny and they look magnificent! But only for 6 -7 hours! I want curly hair sooooo bad! Are you beautiful curly haired girls who straighten their hair, DON'T! I would give anything to have frizzy, puffy, volumized curls!
Also my hair is down to my belly button! And I have no breakage or split ends since I trimmed off about 4 inches last month. My goal hair length is past my *ahem* derriere. Even though it might be tough to use the bathroom, I would love to have that kinda long hair. And it would take me about 2 years more to get it past my butt (I'm 5'6 1/2 btw! not some short girl) because hair grows about 6 inches a year. And I would have to take even better care of it. If only I can get my mom to buy me olive oil treatment care kit for hair! And if your wondering about my hair here is a picture for your enjoyment. (A FEAST FOR ZE EYES IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF ;P)
And I don't have any bangs btw. It looks like bangs because i pulled some hairs back so it looked swoopy. And my hair kinda looks short here but the back are much longer.
I am also 5'6 AND A HALF feet tall. I am 49 kilograms (about 110 pounds). I am a 34-C cup (TOO MUCH INFO amirite? :D) I hate my nose with a burning passion. I have 6 piercings (3 in each ear) and I'm getting another one whenever possible. I have a BFF group named EBEMA whom I love to death. I love swimming, ice skating and skateboarding! I am a natural born arteest. I hate math even though I'm kinda good at it. Whenever I get angry, I have a hard time controlling what comes out of my mouth. I hate jealous, hypocritical liars. And also backstabbers. I am kinda angsty (no duh!). I am also into plastic surgery, which I support completely and will definitely get when I'm older.
I love high heels (in fact I own nearly 10 pairs of them!) especially stilettos! I love purses (have over 20! I'll post their pics too later on). I used to be a complete tomboy in middle school, but then the hormones kicked in. I used to know NOTHING about makeup, and actually be embarrassed when I had it on. Now I absolutely LOVE it. Everything about it. They way mascaras, powders and foundations smell. The colors, the texture. The way it makes every girl look beautiful! Makeup is my life! I also love jeans! Skinny jeans, flare jeans, jeans jeans jeans! Except I'm not allowed to wear them always.
I have light blonde hair, hazel eyes (have I already said that?) and porcelain colored skin. No, I didn't make that word up to describe my skin. Thats what the foundation is called. I used the lightest one in the makeup stores and they are called porcelain. Thats apparently even lighter than ivory. SWEET CHEEZUS! I NEED A TAN BADLY! Also I love tan skin. Unfortunately, I'm cheese colored but THAT WILL CHANGE once i go to the swimming pool. WATCH OUT PEOPLE, THERE'S A CREEPY PALE GIRL IN TOWN. PREPARE TO GO BLIND IN SIGHT OF HER PALENESS. Aslo, I'm sure tanning beds won't kill you if you just use em once right?
So that's it for now, cuz I have to take a break.
Adios
(>'.')> Vanity Cat <('.'<)
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